Oldest Profession

Dr Engineer LawyerA doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing which of them belonged to the oldest of the three professions they represented.

The doctor said, “On the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and created Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”

The engineer replied, “Ah, but before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, thus making Him the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Lawyer A“Yes,” the lawyer said, “but just who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”

 

 

 

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