Chair ‘Man’ of the Board

Hastily yoursResolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

Source – http://www.anyjokes.net/office-jokes/chair-man-of-the-board/

Employee Motivation

Fractured motivationThe owner of a company tells his employees:

“You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”

Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.

“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”

 

Source – http://albertaventure.com/2013/11/office-approved-jokes/